Rasmussen NATO Secretary General: The secret conditions

Yes, the Danish Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen will become NATO Secretary General.

His (secret) contract conditions will include the prohibition to look at any caricatures while being in office, especially those which harm the reputation of military personal of highest level or which attack militaristic dogmas and other idiotic world views promoted and worshipped (attention: worship, not warship) by NATO.

The Turkish government tried to get rid of these contract terms put in by Saint Obama but were duped by El Presidente Berlusconi (he did the same with the British Queen and the German Princess).

However, in exchange to these concessions, Turkey may now restrict the cultural freedom of Kurds, so far forbidden by Article 301 of the Turkish penal code.